Testing… yada yada yada…

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new
leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new
leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of
the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought
he’s dead in the Middle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new
leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the
U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a
glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the UN.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me
the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get
on the phone!

My apologies fair readers. Things got quite a bit hairy. I attmepted to update to Movable Type 3.2. In the process I deleted all my config. (!) Oh well. Things should be working fine now. Again, I apologize. In the process, the last post was not posted right, but it’s online now. So, you might want to check out the last few posts.
I think all the problems are behind me now. Things are looking good.

Slightly prejudiced, very funny, sadly true…
I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.
Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.
Welfare say,
“You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door.”
Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!
By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.
Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them ‘come
fast as you can.’
They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks
They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!
Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor’s patience
wearing thin.
Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,
“Find more aliens
for house to rent.”
And in the yard
I put a tent.
Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!
Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.
We have hobby
it’s called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!
American crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.
We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.
If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan.

Hmmm. Things seem to be not working right. For some reason, some posts didn’t get published over the latter part of the week. While I find a solution to the problem, you might want to read the last five entires or so, because they are probably new to you. Sorry about this. I’ll try and see what the problem is.

Marriage proposal at the new 5th Avenue Apple Store
One wonders whether this man is amzingly desperate, or amazingly creative.

Hillarious!

You really have no clue how many times I’ve considered this, only to dismiss it as “cruel and unsual”…

www.thenetworkadministrator.com
This site is awesome. For people like me anyway. It’s got some really funny stuff on it if you know where to look…

I didn’t know a part 2 was coming. Nonetheless, here it is. I sort of have another point on it. If you missed it, or just don’t remember, you may see it here. I wanted to make this point. What is the core quality behind both genius and idiocy? It is enthusiasm. I am a very enthusiastic person. Oftentimes, this is read as being “hyper”. No. Being enthusiastic is something that should be savored while it is here. When you’re my parents age, one has no enthusiasm; or very little at best. So; in closing, then, I’m not hyper. I’m enthusiastic. And, when channeled properly, that is a great thing.